For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
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