he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
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The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
When did angry sex become our thing?
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
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I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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