it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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