walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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