just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Randomize
