she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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