Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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