Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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