so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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