Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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