ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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