Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I want you more than these girls want KFC
seriously i just wanna be friends
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you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
he fucked my hip out of place.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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