I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Randomize
