I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
home. puking in laundry basket.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
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I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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