In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
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I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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