So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
The adults are the big ones right?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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