Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
