Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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