This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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