I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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