Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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