before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
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She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.