Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
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Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?