So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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