Reggie can tackle my bush.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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