Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
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what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
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Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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