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The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
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It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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