Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
No more Irish car bombs ever.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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