I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
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BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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