Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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