Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
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Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
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While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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