I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
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I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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