playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Found your dick twin last night
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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