I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
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He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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