she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
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Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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