Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
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Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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