I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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