Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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