This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
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Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
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Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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