whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
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If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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