I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Quick, to the slutcave!
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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