I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
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We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
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Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
dude. I can hear the air.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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