She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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