why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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