Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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