oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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