I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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