Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
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please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
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Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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