he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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