We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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