She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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