I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
worst night to have a conscience
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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