Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
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75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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