PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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