my room smells like sperm. sweet.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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