I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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