wat bout pragnant strippers??
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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