Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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